June222014
jengrayson:

Nice to see Newt Geiszler is moving on to new things after eliminating the Kaiju threat

jengrayson:

Nice to see Newt Geiszler is moving on to new things after eliminating the Kaiju threat

(via retroactivebakeries)

12AM
:)  :(

:) :(

(Source: raihny, via this--too--shall--pass)

12AM
artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

(Source: cute-overload, via kleemoney)

12AM

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via shadowstar13)

12AM
prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

(Source: airgenawesome, via shadowstar13)

12AM

sir-interesting-shockleton:

forgivensam:

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

THIS IS IT THIS IS MY FAVOURITE

(via shadowstar13)

12AM

teamrocketing:

this entire show is gold

(via majoringinfeelings)

12AM

(Source: seeaykay, via uswntfever)

12AM

asmilinggoddess:

this show is incredible

(via majoringinfeelings)

June212014

toomanyducttapetoomanyrope:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ponyboyismyhomeboy:

my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.

WHAT

dude sell that shit to disney

(Source: wonderfulmustacios, via economy-salad)

10AM

angrybisexualcesium:

tbh the only reason anybody is “straight-passing” is because of the common and harmful conception that heterosexuality is the default and that queerness must have extreme and visible markers to be valid

and also to avoid the consequences of being categorized and/or stereotyped simply for not conforming to the heterosexual default because sometimes it’s heartbreaking to see someone’s expression change or hear a difference in their tone of voice because they see you as an “other”

(Source: adventuresofcesium, via feministfeels)

12AM
  • Non-Whovian friend: I just watched a really cool episode of Doctor Who the other day!
  • Very Whovian me: Which one?
  • friend: The world was ending.
  • me: ...
  • friend:
  • me:
  • friend:
  • me:
  • friend:
  • me: could you
  • me:
  • me: could you be more specific
12AM

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze, via economy-salad)

12AM

peterstump:

doing well in elementary school really set me and my parents up for a lot of disappointment

(via economy-salad)

12AM

shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

(via economy-salad)